To Everyone (Final Rant of 2011)

To all the people that don’t care about New Year’s Eve, don’t celebrate their birthdays, hate Valentine’s Day, don’t want to go home for Christmas, never dress up for Halloween, etc.:

Yeah, I hate all those annoying people that wish you stuff like “Happy New Year” or “Happy Birthday”. Getting all those nice texts is really fucking annoying.

Why do you need a special day or two in the year to party? Everyone does that every week because we’re rich and spoiled and 18.

Yeah, most of these are marketing ploys so people would buy us presents and candy and flowers and shit at least once a year. Damn conspiracy. I don’t need a special day, I get amazing presents from everyone all the time anyway, since I live in a John Hughes movies.

A special day to celebrate the beginning of a new year? Celebrating your birthday? Celebrating love with tacky pink shit? Dressing up and scaring each other? Why would you need anything like that when you can have mundane sad little lives where nobody celebrates anything. Oh and I forgot people that don’t want to have weddings. Or funerals for that matter. Sure, why celebrate anything or anyone ever?

I may sound a little bitter but get over yourselves, honeys. Yeah, sometimes you’ll get a tacky Christmas text that only acknowledges that you are still in that person’s contacts. Is this really a reason to complain? Really? Do I really need to point out how tasteless and immature complaining about something that’s essentially nice and well-intended is?

I’m sorry my last post of the year is me complaining about shit. It’s what being back home does to me! Anyway, my point was: life sucks, we all know that, these are little things that could make it better, nicer. So why make them into more little annoyances?

Because this is the last post of 2011, I feel the need to say that it’s been a tough year and I can’t wait for 2012.  So Happy New Year! Oh, and an optimistic little song here: